@15 hours ago with 104851 notes

my meals in the summer

breakfast:3pm
dinner:11pm
more food:1am
midnight snack:4am
@1 day ago with 304520 notes

To people who have hacked Kim K Hollywood

Has your game been crashing lately? I’ll get a call from Simon and then as soon as I click something the game crashes.

@1 day ago with 1 note
#kim k hollywood 

faithhealthlife:

specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

The government has no money. The government is broke.

(Source: futomato, via setphaserstostucky)

@2 days ago with 415520 notes
#amen 

ceshira:

ceshira:

Brave Soldier Boy…

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…comes marching home.

(via nottherealbatman)

@2 days ago with 129274 notes

(Source: 2000ish, via kirstie-lotr)

@2 days ago with 333 notes
#my favorite disney channel #movie! 

Started watching Political Animals. I’m getting in too deep.

@17 hours ago with 4 notes
#sebastian stan 
@1 day ago with 3107 notes

shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

(Source: thehomosexuals, via a-case-of-lou)

@1 day ago with 69787 notes

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(via intensional)

@2 days ago with 527884 notes

http://teddieslupin.tumblr.com/post/92548392136/simplypotterheads-harrys-blatant-enthusiasm 

simplypotterheads:

Harry’s blatant enthusiasm when he says “Not at all!” after Ron asks “Do you mind? Everywhere else is full.”

Harry’s obvious thrill at being able to pull out a hand full of galleons and buy more candy than he’s ever been allowed to have in his life.

Harry’s absolute joy…

@2 days ago with 1705 notes

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller, via a-case-of-lou)

@2 days ago with 203157 notes